Quote

"Skiing combines outdoor fun and knocking down trees with your face."


-----Dave Barry

Quote of the day

"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them."


-----Samuel Butler

Quote

"A cynic is a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset."

-----James Gould Cozzens

Quote

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."


-----Rita Rudner

Quote

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."



-----Redd Foxx

Today's Quote

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."


-----Mark Twain

Todays Quote

"Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals."


-----Finley Peter Dunne

This is so correct

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." "

----George Carlin

What an idiot

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

----Woody Allen

This is a good one for John

"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."



----Unknown

Today's Qoute

"Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead."

------James Thurber

Quote

"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."


---Ronald Reagan

Quote

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."

Rodney Dangerfield

Quote

"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."


----David Letterman

The Stupid Quote

"There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators."


---Will Rogers

Todays Quote

"If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything."


----Bill Lyon