to whoever cares, meaning nobody

this blog is about to be terminated within the next month. those apposed may plead its cause. but dont expect it to do any good. heh heh.

Quote of the day

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."

-----Mark Russell

Quote of the Day

"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'."

-----Larry Hardiman

Quote

"Skiing combines outdoor fun and knocking down trees with your face."


-----Dave Barry

Quote of the day

"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them."


-----Samuel Butler

Quote

"A cynic is a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset."

-----James Gould Cozzens

Quote

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."


-----Rita Rudner

Quote

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."



-----Redd Foxx

Today's Quote

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."


-----Mark Twain

Todays Quote

"Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals."


-----Finley Peter Dunne

This is so correct

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." "

----George Carlin

What an idiot

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

----Woody Allen

This is a good one for John

"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."



----Unknown

Today's Qoute

"Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead."

------James Thurber

Quote

"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."


---Ronald Reagan

Quote

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."

Rodney Dangerfield

Quote

"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."


----David Letterman

The Stupid Quote

"There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators."


---Will Rogers

Todays Quote

"If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything."


----Bill Lyon

todays quote

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

What in the world is this???

what planet is this creature from?

Quote of the day

I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe.

- Richard Gere

Quote

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

--Albert Einstein

Quote

"Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it."

- W. Somerset Maugham



?????what?????

Today's Quote

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

Gustave Flaubert

Quote of the day

"I have two weapons. My arms, my legs, and my brains."


-----Michael Vick

Hey john

you have some lame songs on your myspace.

Bored?

Does this look like anything???

Does anybody even care????

Why does nobody comment on my blog??????????????????????????????????????????????

Yahoo

Happy Easter.

HA! HA! THE COLTS WON!!

So what happened Bears fans??

Super Bowl

Who will win???? (A) Bears or (B) Colts

Today's Stupid Quote

"It is important that we keep breathing to maintain good health."


--Indiana Lafayette Journal and Courier (newspaper)

Today Is A Question.

Which team is the BEST in the NFL? (in your opinion)

(A) Eagles . . .. . (B) Chiefs . . . . .(C) Lions

(D) Falcons .......(E) Packers .............(H) Other:

(F) Who cares?.........(G) What does "NFL" mean??


You may vote by commenting. (and i will publish your vote)

Tommorow's Quote

"Smoking kills. If you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life. " (NO DUH.)

---Brooke Shields (Don't ask me who she is. Some actress.)

Today's Quote

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."

--Terry Bradshaw

Today's Smart Quote

"My teammates and I hate the Philadelphia Eagles"

--Emmitt Smith,1992

(he really did say that.so what are you gonna say james?)

Saturdays stupid quote

"KC will win it all!.....Byyyyaaaaaahhhh!!!!!"

--Anonymous